hey, it’s claire. i invest in startups, write books, and mother some sub-humans. most importantly, i hate everybody, too. i’ve been writing on the interwebs for almost 15 years, and it’s been about as glamorous as you can imagine. currently, there are 15,000 people on this…
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Hi. It’s me. The caffeinated coffee capsules are out at Chez Diaz Ortiz, which is problematic, and the one ear-pod I can’t stop losing is — you guessed…
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Oh hi! It’s that time of year again, where I hang out in a cafe eating some gluten-free carrot cake that has been strangled by an entire tub of…
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oh hallo! well we’re here, international women’s day, that much-anticipated annual event wherein some corporation asks me to speak about BEING A WOMAN…
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Hello! On weekend mornings in the late 1980s in the San Francisco Bay Area, you could reliably find me and my younger brother playing Super Mario…
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Hello 2022! This week I got in my first NFT-related fight, and by FIGHT I mean I said one TINY LITTLE THING on Twitter about my interest as a startup…
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Hello! I went to my first in-person movie this week since 2019 and it was everything. Wes Anderson’s The French Dispatch was a beautiful, episodic tale…
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Hello! This week one of the twins, 5, was mad at the way I had cut his crepes and arranged the berries on top of the cut pieces. A chef in training who…
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