currently hiring for the creation of a dumpster fire emoji (FOR GENERAL USE)
Oh hi!
It’s that time of year again, where I hang out in a cafe eating some gluten-free carrot cake that has been strangled by an entire tub of unflavored Philadelphia cream cheese (“frosting” to no one, I assure you) and write to you all about my feelings.
Or, something like that.
Also, Elon Musk is on a collision course with humanity, but hell, at least …
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