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the music endures until now!
Hi. It’s me. The caffeinated coffee capsules are out at Chez Diaz Ortiz, which is problematic, and the one ear-pod I can’t stop losing is — you guessed…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
May 24
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currently hiring for the creation of a dumpster fire emoji (FOR GENERAL USE)
Oh hi! It’s that time of year again, where I hang out in a cafe eating some gluten-free carrot cake that has been strangled by an entire tub of…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Apr 14
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currently hiring for the creation of a dumpster fire emoji (FOR GENERAL USE)
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behold the day for the woman
oh hallo! well we’re here, international women’s day, that much-anticipated annual event wherein some corporation asks me to speak about BEING A WOMAN…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Mar 8
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I did a bad thing, Tony.
Hello! On weekend mornings in the late 1980s in the San Francisco Bay Area, you could reliably find me and my younger brother playing Super Mario…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Jan 24
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I did a bad thing, Tony.
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my NFT-related mini fight, and other reality distortion fields
Hello 2022! This week I got in my first NFT-related fight, and by FIGHT I mean I said one TINY LITTLE THING on Twitter about my interest as a startup…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Jan 4
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the desire is being created.
Hello! I went to my first in-person movie this week since 2019 and it was everything. Wes Anderson’s The French Dispatch was a beautiful, episodic tale…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Dec 16, 2021
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bye bye, ugly.
Hello! This week one of the twins, 5, was mad at the way I had cut his crepes and arranged the berries on top of the cut pieces. A chef in training who…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Dec 2, 2021
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bye bye, ugly.
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we used to be gods
oh hello! it got wildly hot in Argentina so I aggressively signed everyone up for swim lessons but then remembered it’s not actually summer yet (cue…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Nov 16, 2021
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cow releasing ahead of the rapture
Hellooo! Hopefully, you know the drill by now. I travel, I get behind, I apologize, etc. But I DID make some memories. On AND off the internet! Dumpster…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Nov 8, 2021
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i believed my heart and my heart was wrong
Hello! Today’s missive comes from the friendly Europe-bound skies, and today’s quote comes from Bachelor in Paradise. As you were. In main news, it’s…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Oct 12, 2021
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in the end, we're never NOT just a surname
Hello! I’m in week two of starting acupuncture again after 15 years and it’s kinda… meh? Which was exactly my reaction last time? I’m not saying it’s…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Sep 9, 2021
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in the end, we're never NOT just a surname
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life be hard
Hello. August in the world was a tough one, so cheers to that being behind us. (Afghanistan, Haiti, etc., I’m thinking of you.) At home, things were…
Claire Diaz-Ortiz
Sep 2, 2021
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